Singing the Life: Script 2

missfluffy100: Rawr
missfluffy100: Let's rescue that nerd
Pookie776: ...I don't think I've ever had a conversation start that way. xD
missfluffy100: you've never had a friend like moi -u-
Pookie776: so very true.
missfluffy100: Happy Valentines Day
missfluffy100: and stuff
Pookie776: oh yes. Happy V-day to you too.
missfluffy100: How'd you spend the day?
missfluffy100: news.aol.com/article/valentine… and ox with a heart
missfluffy100: an*
Pookie776: holy crap.
missfluffy100: whut?
missfluffy100: never seen a bovine like that?
Pookie776: no.
Pookie776: (also, I spent the day as per usual...eating, drawing, etc. not really big on the holiday, haha. what about you?)
missfluffy100: lol
missfluffy100: i went shopping with my parental units
missfluffy100: got a million things
missfluffy100: including socks
Pookie776: O: socks
missfluffy100: I never seem to have enough of them
Pookie776: ...where do they go?
missfluffy100: I don't know xD
missfluffy100: I always forget to put them in my laundry hamper when I take them off
missfluffy100: after that, I don't know what they do OO
Pookie776: they escape? ._. magic disappearing socks!
missfluffy100: who knows?
missfluffy100: but anyway
missfluffy100: I believe Snake and I were discussing guns
missfluffy100: >0
Pookie776: Ah, yes. Suiting up.
missfluffy100: all to save a kidnapped computer whiz
missfluffy100: wiz
missfluffy100: ...
missfluffy100: wahtever
Pookie776: lol but it's Snake's computer whiz/wiz
missfluffy100: which makes him doubly important
missfluffy100: he's the loveable one of the series
missfluffy100: without him, sales would not be what they are
Pookie776: as David Hayter once said, Otacon is Snake's gay sidekick.
missfluffy100: that has never stopped making me lawl
missfluffy100: did you know that David admitted that he and Otacon's VA tried to play off some of Snake and Otacon's dialogue as romantic?
Pookie776: xDD
Pookie776: no, but....somehow I'm not surprised.
missfluffy100: We're not completely imagining it! xD
missfluffy100: Which makes one wonder exactly what he means by "some" of the dialogue
Pookie776: the obviously-innuendo stuff? lol
missfluffy100: yeah, but there;s more subtle ways of pulling off the romantic vibe
missfluffy100: a certain quietness to the delivery
missfluffy100: a little shake in the breath here
missfluffy100: an audible smile there
missfluffy100: little hints like that are what fans typically pick up on
missfluffy100: more so than any mentioning of how cute a character's butt is
Pookie776: xD
Pookie776: yeah, but they admitted they did it. people will draw innuendos out of anything anyway.
missfluffy100: and that is why parody comics exist
missfluffy100: so!
missfluffy100: Otacon's brainwashed and stuck in a building that probably has an SnM dungeon Psycho Mantis would have looked at home in, yah?
Pookie776: Snake: Psycho Mantis better not be there.
missfluffy100: *glares* The guy is dead. I confirmed it with DEATH himself
missfluffy100: though...
missfluffy100: that's never stopped people before
Pookie776: Snake: After what I've seen, I wouldn't rule out the possibility.
missfluffy100: *changes into kaki pants and combat boots*
missfluffy100: who convinced you?
missfluffy100: Vulcan Raven?
missfluffy100: Mantis himself?
missfluffy100: *slips two serrated knives into the boots*
Pookie776: Snake: Dunno. But something just tells me that I can't say an absolute "no" to something like that anymore.
Pookie776: Snake: *um...gets ready*
missfluffy100: *grins* Ever hear about The Sorrow?
missfluffy100: *pulls out her PDA and sets up the directions to the building*
missfluffy100: He was a soldier who lived somewhat around the time your "father" did
Pookie776: (i dunno, if it's pre-MGS4, would he have? ._.)
missfluffy100: (let's call this pre-MGS4)
Pookie776: Snake: What does this guy have to do with anything?
missfluffy100: nothing really
missfluffy100: he was a powerful medium
missfluffy100: he could talk with the dead
missfluffy100: hear how battles were going through deceased soldiers
missfluffy100: he kinda died young...
missfluffy100: his lovergirl was forced to kill him when they ended up on opposite sides, or so I heard
missfluffy100: he's not the most talkative of dead people
Pookie776: Snake: Hah. I never imagined dead people would be that talkative anyway.
missfluffy100: *puts on mirrored glasses*
missfluffy100: you'd be surprised
missfluffy100: NOW!!
missfluffy100: Onward to victory!
missfluffy100: *finishes her outfit with fingerless gloves*
Pookie776: Snake: Right. Where are we going in through, again?
Pookie776: Snake: Second floor, was it?
missfluffy100: up the fire escape, through the melted window, and down into the bowels of Hell itself
Pookie776: Snake: Sounds like fun.
missfluffy100: Oodles. Follow me.
missfluffy100: *walks out of her flat and out of her apartment building*
missfluffy100: *consults the PDA* Two blocks left, three down...
Pookie776: Snake: Is there some way to get there without drawing notice to ourselves?
missfluffy100: oh, don't worry about that.
missfluffy100: this place has it's share of alleyways
missfluffy100: we can cover most of the distance that way
Pookie776: Snake: Good. (lack of anything better to say)
missfluffy100: *giggles* you really aren't much of a conversationist, are you?
missfluffy100: *navigates through the alley's until they reach the building of doom*
Pookie776: Snake: It's not that menacing...from the outside. Otacon's in here, eh?
missfluffy100: who paints a building chartreuse? and paints the molding violet??
missfluffy100: *grimaces* I dunno... that kind of color combination is obnoxious, if not evil
missfluffy100: *tugs down the ladder* Up the yellow brick road...
Pookie776: Snake: I don't see any surveillance cameras around...either that, or they're hidden well.
missfluffy100: In my experience, nearly all of the cameras are kept inside the building
missfluffy100: if there is outdoor survelance, it's usually at the front door
missfluffy100: yay! second floor <3
Pookie776: Snake: Uh, yeah...'yay'.
Pookie776: (btw, I need to BRB for about half an hour, starting at 9. sorry. : )
missfluffy100: (that's alright. I'll be up all night 83)
missfluffy100: oh! pardon my enthusiasm...
missfluffy100: it's been a while since I got to do this sort of thing
missfluffy100: *leans out to the nearest window* and now for my magic trick
missfluffy100: *pulls out a squirt bottle from her pants pocket*
missfluffy100: innocuous, but deadly.... *pours the liquid over the top of the window* Like a well concealed pill of poison...
Pookie776: Snake: What is that, exactly?
missfluffy100: a little hydrochloric acid, the essence of thermite, and a few other nasty little chemicals I like to mix when I'm bored
Pookie776: Snake: Do you tend to mix deadly chemicals out of boredom often?
Pookie776: (and with that, I must BRB. :< be back around 9:30. again...i'm sorry. D: )
missfluffy100: back?
Pookie776: now I am O:
missfluffy100: yayness@
missfluffy100: !*
Pookie776: xD thanks for waiting~
missfluffy100: no prob
Pookie776: Snake: I'm...I'm still here too.
missfluffy100: I know <3
missfluffy100: now come inside
missfluffy100: *jumps lightly into the building*
Pookie776: Snake: *follows* (in a whisper) It's...dark. The lights aren't on. Maybe she's not home...?
missfluffy100: *whsipers* how often are they not home?
missfluffy100: *takes out a pocket flashlight and turns it on*
Pookie776: Snake: That's true, I guess... (looks around) Do you see any surveillance equipment?
missfluffy100: *flits the beam around* none that I can see
missfluffy100: we should still be cautious
Pookie776: Snake: Yes, of course. ...Hmm. We should look for a staircase. That PDA of yours have the layout of the building?
missfluffy100: yeah... *pulls it out* I'm friends with some of the people who designed the buildings in this neighborhood...
missfluffy100: out of that door *shines the light on it* is a short hallway that leads to the ground level
missfluffy100: after that, it's another small hallway to the door that goes to the basements
Pookie776: Snake: Alright. So let's get moving. It shouldn't take that long...after all, fangirls don't have henchmen.
Pookie776: Snake: .........Do they?
missfluffy100: mooks aren't just for high-class villains
missfluffy100: *slowly steps towards the door*
Pookie776: Snake: If anyone comes through... (he gets his M9 ready) Right. Let's do this.
missfluffy100: *holds one of her knives*
missfluffy100: *slowly opens the door*
missfluffy100: nothing... wait!
missfluffy100: *pulls out her PDA and checks the programs*
missfluffy100: ok *puts back the PDA*
missfluffy100: come on
missfluffy100: *hugs the wall as she goes down the hall*
Pookie776: Snake: Hm? Alright... (continues to follow her, listening for anything out of place)
missfluffy100: there was a camera
missfluffy100: i wanted to make sure my PDA program was up and running
missfluffy100: we won't be seen
Pookie776: Snake: Heh...so it disrupts video feed? Temporarily like a chaff, or permanently?
missfluffy100: permanently
missfluffy100: *peers down the starirwell*
missfluffy100: I play for keeps and never give back
Pookie776: Snake: (smirks) I bet Otacon would have a field day with your equipment.
Pookie776: Snake: But if the video feed's offline and someone's watching it, then they're bound to know something's up.
missfluffy100: that's the fun part of my toys
missfluffy100: the camera scrambler shows the empty hallway, but still has the timer moving in real time
Pookie776: Snake: ..........Yup. He's gonna have a field day.
missfluffy100: I'll hook you up
missfluffy100: do you think he'll kiss me when I share my toys with him?
missfluffy100: *tip toes down the steps*
Pookie776: Snake: I knew I shouldn't have teamed up with a fangirl.
Pookie776: Snake: I don't know. He has.........girl issues.
missfluffy100: true, but even those kinds of hang-ups can be forgotten in a moment of orgasmic joy
Pookie776: Snake: ...*grumblegrumble* Look, is that really the thing we should be talking about now?
Pookie776: (oh, you)
missfluffy100: I've had crazier conversations while on the job
missfluffy100: (what? xD)
Pookie776: Snake: Well I haven't alright, that's a lie but...godadamnit.
Pookie776: (snake's not taking this well xDD)
missfluffy100: alright, alright
missfluffy100: ...
missfluffy100: *drops into a crouch and switches from her knife to a pistol*
Pookie776: Snake: *follows suit* (excuse my poor rp skills, as I rarely have any good ideas to say)
missfluffy100: (it's okay. sometimes actions speak louder than words. so to speak)
missfluffy100: *looks back and forth*
missfluffy100: hear that?
Pookie776: Snake: Hmm? ......Footsteps?
missfluffy100: nah...*closes her eyes* there it is!
missfluffy100: *looks towards the hall to the basement*
missfluffy100: shouting
missfluffy100: it's muffled, but I can hear it
Pookie776: Snake: You don't think it's..... (suddenly looks very angry)
Pookie776: Snake: I can't tell if it's....angry or.....frightened...
missfluffy100: *dashes to the basement door*
missfluffy100: *crouches by the door and turns the knob gently*
missfluffy100: locked
Pookie776: Snake: Have any "lock-melters", or do we have to do this old-fashioned? (only half-kidding, haha)
missfluffy100: no chemicals needed
missfluffy100: *puts away her gun and pulls out a credit card, screwdriver and several bobbypins*
missfluffy100: I've been picking locks for years
missfluffy100: *hands the card to Snake*
missfluffy100: hold that for me
missfluffy100: *slips a bobby pin and the screwdriver into the lock*
missfluffy100: *fiddles around*
Pookie776: Snake: The voices stopped... They might know we're here.
missfluffy100: or they're taking a break from yelling
missfluffy100: *lock gives a tiny click*
missfluffy100: we're in
missfluffy100: draw thine sword and prepare yourself
missfluffy100: *puts away her tools and pulls out her gun once more*
missfluffy100: *opens the door slowly*
missfluffy100: see anyone?
Pookie776: Snake: Not yet...it's too dark.....
Pookie776: Snake: Wait! In the corner...a shadow.
missfluffy100: *shines her pocket light*
missfluffy100: Eek. OO
missfluffy100: is it dead?
Pookie776: Snake: I can't tell. Is that.....(squints)...is that......Otacon?!
missfluffy100: oh shee-at...
missfluffy100: *goes down the steps quick, but quiet*
missfluffy100: Otacon?
missfluffy100: Hal?
missfluffy100: is that you??
missfluffy100: *tilts the figures head up*
missfluffy100: no...
missfluffy100: *grimaces*
missfluffy100: just a guy in a labcoat
missfluffy100: *checks his pulse*
missfluffy100: alive... but covered in bruises...
missfluffy100: *shines the light and sees several lash marks*
Pookie776: Snake: So this girl has a thing for scientists? ...What did they do to him?
missfluffy100: fucked him blind among other things
missfluffy100: probably a fetish for doctors or lab coats
Pookie776: Snake: If this guy's that bad...then...what's become of Otacon....?
Pookie776: Snake: We have to get anyone else out, too. Save them from anymore...torture.
missfluffy100: I shudder to think... Oo
missfluffy100: *pulls out her PDA and calls a number
missfluffy100: **
missfluffy100: War?
missfluffy100: It's me
missfluffy100: I'm calling in that favor
missfluffy100: we're heading into a fight, and I need luck on my side
missfluffy100: ......
missfluffy100: thanks
missfluffy100: *puts the PDA away*
missfluffy100: we won't get a guaranteed victory, but we'll have a serious upper hand
Pookie776: Snake: Yeah? How so?
missfluffy100: War sent us her blessings
missfluffy100: when she gives you her blessings, the battle will turn in your favor
missfluffy100: after that, it's up to you to win
missfluffy100: *goes further down into the basement*
missfluffy100: I smell leather
Pookie776: Snake: (still skeptical) Yeah, I smell it too...
Pookie776: Snake: Whoever was in here before... (looks around) ...escaped. Or heard us coming.
missfluffy100: well, there are two basements
missfluffy100: hello!
missfluffy100: dungeon
missfluffy100: *the first dungeon is a pure SnM dungeon, littered with leather toys and a wide variety of contraptions*
missfluffy100: *holds her gun in front of her*
missfluffy100: there's blood in some areas....
missfluffy100: *hears a loud cry*
missfluffy100: I know that yell...
missfluffy100: Otacon!
missfluffy100: *runs to the other side of the dungeon*
missfluffy100: another door...
Pookie776: Snake: At this point, it might just be easier to kick down the door. If he's screaming...we don't have a lot of time.
missfluffy100: keep your gun up
missfluffy100: try to keep the loss of life to a minumum
missfluffy100: go for the ankles and shoulders
missfluffy100: *kicks open the door*
Pookie776: i hate to leave at the, er, climax, but..... ^ ^;
Pookie776: i'm sorry. i leave at 11 every night, so... D:
missfluffy100: DAMN YOU!! XDDDDD
missfluffy100: fine
missfluffy100: >3>
missfluffy100: I'll save
missfluffy100: and wait
missfluffy100: for tommorow
Pookie776: this is so much fun. xD i haven't RP'd in sooo long.
Pookie776: so thanks. :3 byebye~